Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .

Larki K Nakhry 1 Call Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun 2 Call Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai 3 Call Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H 4 Call 1 Br Hi MiloGi 5 Call Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p

Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho. Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga. Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola: Tu to meri jan hai, Tu mera iman hai, Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola: Mein b Pakistan hun, Tu b Pakistan hai!

A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL : O BHAIJAAN Please?.. BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai.. Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..

Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam Me Mein Chand Banu.. Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.

LADKIYON KI KAHANI If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai":( If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai":( If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai":( If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar":( If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai":( If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai":( If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her:( If she acts smarter she thinks its her right:( If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai":( If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai":( If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more":( If she breaks she says " Main majboor thi":( "ladkiyan re ladkiyan" bechare boys itna sab seh k b chup chap rehte ...!

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k married hone k bawajud hamen kunwari lagi.

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her with in week, Grl: y u did? Boy: jan mainy kha tha tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? larka: ye maana k larkay tumhe dekh kr phisaltay hain. magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain

Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua! Mere dil ka satiyanas hua, Hamara admision to ek sath hua, Par gazab k tere sath hua, Tu husn ki devi fail hui! Mai dard ka mara pass hua! GIRL: Me class me tumko dekhti thi, Din raat me tera sochti thi, Kitab ko jab me uthati thi, Teri yadon me kho jati thi, Pr tujko na ehsas hua, Ye gazab to mere sath hua, Mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui, Tu jhuta ashiq pas hua.

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai

Ek kAna kIsI Larki k0 kEsay pUrp0se kRay gA? Ek nAzr mE Bhi pYar h0ta hAi mAinay sUna hAi. Now gIrL Replied.. "Muhbt Naam Hai Man kA Shroo Ankho0n sE Hoti hAi, Larka h0 aGr kAna, Khtam Wahin Per h0ti hAi, Ye tO Muhbt hAi HaAN Ye hI Muhbt hAi"